Welcome to Our Super Crushable IPAs Experience
Hey man, welcome to our brewery. I’m gonna be your draft list today. One thing you should know about me: I’m all about super crushable IPAs. I believe beer is for everyone. So, if I’m a draft list without a single beer that tastes like traditional beer, that’s cool with me.
Our Diverse Range of Beers
Looking for a real variety in your beer choices? You’re in the right place. We pride ourselves on offering a diverse range of beers. What makes us stand out is that every beer on the list has an ABV of 7.5 percent or higher. So get ready, because you’re in for a wild ride.
Explore Our Super Crushable IPAs
First stop on your beer adventure: our super crushable IPAs. Whether you’re into Double, Triple, or even Quadruple IPAs, we’ve got you covered. We’ve got IPAs from all coasts—West Coast, East Coast, Midwest. You’ll find them in various styles, from Juicy and Hazy to Hazier and Hozier. You name it, we probably have it.
- Double IPAs
- Triple IPAs
- Quadruple IPAs
- West Coast IPAs
- East Coast IPAs
- Milkshake IPAs
Unconventional Ingredients
We get experimental with our brews. Ever tried a beer made with ice cream sandwiches, In-N-Out cheeseburgers, or grandma’s rigatoni? Well, now’s your chance. For us, if it sounds like a mistake, we’re brewing it. And trust us, it’s always an adventure.
Flavored Seltzers for the Win
If you’re not feeling like diving into the world of super crushable IPAs, we’ve got you! Our flavored seltzers are fantastic alternatives. With twelve different flavors, there’s something for everyone. They go down easy, just like our pale ales that taste remarkably similar to IPAs. And don’t miss our stout that’s so potent, we have to supervise its consumption!
Our Singular Lager
Let’s talk about lagers for a moment. We’ve got one lager—yep, just one. But it’s spectacular. Imagine sipping on this lager on the first warm day of the year. It’s super drinkable, a real pleasure. Unfortunately, it’s so popular that it’s out of stock right now, but it’s worth the wait.
Looking for a Laugh? Grab a Pilsner
Oh, you’re asking about a pilsner? That’s cute. The closest thing we have to that is a cup of room-temperature tap water. You’re here for the good stuff, right? So instead, grab a super crushable IPA or maybe even one of our amazing flavored seltzers and enjoy the ride.
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