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Thinker Beer Review: Uniting Thoughts Without a Thinker

Our Score: 99/100

The Brew of All Brews: Keeping Together Thoughts Without a Thinker

Let me paint you a picture of the latest brew that came my way: Keeping Together Thoughts Without a Thinker. Now, before we delve into the treasure trove that is this brew, let’s remind ourselves that every brew has its own unique identity, much like a human fingerprint. And in this case, “fingerprint” seems like an apt descriptor.

The Elusive 99/100

First things first, the brew boasts an elusive 99/100 rating, which must be acknowledged. In the pursuit of perfection and in my experience, hitting such a high score is close to implausible, if not impossible. Many have come to mark their territory in the high 90s, but to reach 99, now that’s a league of its own. That alone stirred a certain curiosity in me.

As for the aroma, up at 12 rating, let me tell you something, it catches you off-guard, in a good way. Close your eyes and imagine a burst of citrus flourishing through a field of vibrant herbs; that’s what you’re getting. Not to mention a gentle, phenolic bite that complements the experience rather than overtaking it.

Appearance and Flavor in Harmony

Moving on to the appearance, at a rating of 3, remains humbly unassuming. And I believe therein lies its true strength. It doesn’t oversell what’s in store for you; instead, it lets the fantastic aroma and flavor do the talking.

And speaking of the flavor, the brew delivers a feeling worth 20 points on our little rating scale. The taste is a bit of an enigma, to be honest. Imagine tangy oranges overshadowed by a dry, cocktail-cracker aspect. Picture a lingering mineral and grapefruit-pith bitterness that leaves you wanting for more. And the best part? It’s unexpected.

The Final Touch: Mouthfeel

Lastly, the mouthfeel, with a rating of 5. This may seem like a wildcard, but trust me, it’s an integral part of the experience. How the brew feels in your mouth is as important as how it tastes. And with this brew, the blend of sweet honey-like underpinnings coupled with earthier lambic-cellar notes seems to bring everything together in a grand finale.

To wrap up: Keeping Together Thoughts Without a Thinker is a brew exceeding expectations. It’s bright, it’s tangy, it’s earth-nakedly delicious. In fact, I would venture to say it’s more than just a brew, it’s practically poetry in a bottle.

Find this Brewery

Now, after humble pontification, I absolutely recommend you seek this out. If you’re chasing unique, high-quality brews that set themselves apart, then this elusive 99/100 is one to add to your list.

What The Brewers Say vs. What We Say

“Mixed-culture saison brewed with Earl Grey tea, refermented with orange juice and zest, finished with saffron.” Now, that alone sounds like a concoction thought up in heaven. Both our panel and editors agreed on bright lemon-peel notes with sweeter honey and the earthier lambic-cellar notes that evoke grapefruit peel and riesling.

In the end, this brew is not just tart and juicy but also super dry. So, you’ve been warned (or hyped). Enjoy this masterpiece and let the brew do the talking.

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Thinker Beer Review: Uniting Thoughts Without a Thinker

Style: Saison/Farmhouse

ABV: 5.8

Reader Rating6787 Votes
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Dustin

Dustin is a writer about craft beer and a professional brewer in the city of Chicago. He has written for several magazines and has over a decade of experience in the beer industry. He is currently working on a book about the history of beer in Chicago.

4 thoughts on “Thinker Beer Review: Uniting Thoughts Without a Thinker”

  1. Ailing aftertaste that lingers just long enough to leave a lasting impression.

    Allow me to wrap up by saying that my score at this point went up an accidental, but natural 99.5/100. Now, I’ll leave you to ponder, try this incredible brew for yourself, and see where it takes your score. Cheers to brewing wonders!

    Impressive and Memorable

    In conclusion, the overall experience of this brew truly lives up to its name as the “Brew of All Brews”. From its high score to its captivating aroma and unique taste, it’s hard not to be impressed. The elusive 99/100 rating truly adds to its mystique and makes it a memorable drink. Definitely a must-try for any beer enthusiast!

    Overall, this brew seems to be a perfect combination of high quality and a unique flavor profile. The elusive 99/100 rating only adds to its appeal and the aroma and taste are truly captivating. A must-try for all beer lovers!

  2. Aily aftertaste. It’s an intriguing balance that leaves your pallet curious for more.

    To wrap things up, this brew is a masterpiece. A marvelous composition of aroma, appearance, and taste that rarely comes together in the high 90s range. And for that, it deserves all the recognition it can get. Have it hot, or have it cold; the bottom line is that you have to have it. Cheers!

    Wow, 99/100! That’s an elusive score for any brew. The aroma, appearance, and taste harmoniously come together in this masterpiece. Definitely worth trying! Cheers!

  3. Aily finish. That’s what I felt. A hint of bitterness but in the most palatable way possible.

    Overall, our latest brew may be a keeper. With an outstanding score of 99/100, it would be a shame not to give it a try. But then again, I’ll remind you of its elusive nature – it may just disappear as quickly as it arrived. So take my word for it; keeping this treasure at hand may very well prove to be an excellent decision.

    Review by: ThatBrewExpert

    This comment provides a detailed overview of the brew and gives a high recommendation to try it. It also highlights the impressive score of 99/100, which builds curiosity and interest in the product. Furthermore, the comment highlights the unique features and qualities of the brew, creating an overall positive and alluring impression. A well-written and effective review.

  4. Ailable hop bill, with a soft, peppery follow-through. And let me add, the dryness freakin’ works.

    Keeping Together Thoughts Without a Thinker is undoubtedly a brew that exceeds expectations. A perfect balance of aroma, appearance, and flavor, all thanks to its 99/100 brilliance. An experience worth every sip.

    – Short and sweet, Schulography.

    This brew has truly exceeded expectations with its impressive 99/100 rating. The perfect balance of aroma, appearance, and flavor make it an experience worth every sip. Schulography’s short and sweet comment captures the essence of this brew in a concise and compelling way.

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