Pliny the Younger Release: 2024’s Rare Beer Bonanza Awaited

The Legendary Craft Beer Bonanza: Pliny the Younger Release

Oh, hoppy day! Gather round, ye lovers of suds and aficionados of the ale, for I bring tidings of bubbly joy. We’re talking about no ordinary pint of beer here; we’re diving into the frothy, hop-infused world of Pliny the Younger, the rare gem in the craft beer crown, brewed by the magicians at Russian River Brewing.

Prepare your taste buds and mark your calendars! This celebrated triple IPA is set to grace our presence with its tantalizing presence from March 22 to April 4, 2024, at Russian River’s bustling Sonoma County brewpubs. A craft beer release to end all releases, this event commands the attention of casual and die-hard fans alike. But before we dive into the malty details, let’s frolic through the hop fields of history and see how this event became the toast of the town.

A Journey Through Hoppy History

Picture this: the year 2005, hop farmers are singing, kegs are a gurgling and Vinnie Cilurzo, the master brewer with a hoppy heart, decides the world needs more hops – heaps more. And so, he triples the dose, pampers the malt, and voilà, Pliny the Younger is born! Named after the illustrious Roman chap who chronicled his uncle’s (Pliny the Elder, the OG naturalist) swashbuckling adventures, this triple IPA took the local craft beer buffs by storm.

The work that goes into birthing such a masterpiece means that it’s more of an exclusive engagement than a happy hour special. It’s like trying to snag that elusive golden ticket from Willy Wonka if Mr. Wonka wore flannel and swapped chocolate for the finest barley and hops.

Liquid Gold in a Glass

Named “Best Beer in the Universe” by intergalactic beer aficionados (or so I’m told), this delightful concoction has romanced palates across the galaxy, earning its stripes as a cult phenomenon. This nectar of the gods didn’t just happen upon greatness; it’s a title painstakingly earned over beers—with tears of joy, presumably.

A peak into the past reveals a pivot during pandemonium (how’s that for alliteration?). Younger’s debut swapped its birth month from February to March during the pandemic, trading chilly morning queues for more agreeable springtime lines—turns out humans don’t like waiting for beer in the cold. Who knew?

The Bounty of the Brew on Sonoma County

Here’s a fun fact to chew on while sipping Younger—this liquid legend isn’t just lip-smacking good; it’s a golden goose for the lovable Sonoma County, gifting the economy with a whopping $6 million based on the 2023 hoopla. That’s a lot of cheese to go with that hop-infused brew, ain’t it?

Savoring Pliny the Younger: A How-To Guide for 2024

Now, to the nitty-gritty. You want to waltz into craft beer Valhalla and sip on the Younger? My dear beer-loving compatriots, you ought to plan. Queue up at Russian River’s Santa Rosa and Windsor locations, from the wee hour of 11 a.m. to the witching brew hour of 10 p.m. Grab a pint, a plate of scrumptious pub fare and revel in the cozy camaraderie of fellow Younger enthusiasts.

Fancy some alfresco sipping? Word in the taproom is that both spots are equally jovial, with wait times matched like perfect puzzle pieces during the Younger extravaganza. But here’s a hot tip—swerving clear of the crack of dawn and the launch weekend could save you from the longest of queues. You might just get to enjoy sleeping in AND the beer!

Let’s talk logistics. Once you’re seated in the hallowed halls of hops, it’s a 2.5-hour flavor fest. Adorned with a wristband donning tabs, you’re entitled to three glorious eight-ounce pours of the Younger. And, if you’ve got a non-beer-loving chum by your side, you might luck out and double your dose.

But wait, there’s more! Ever since 2020, Pliny the Younger has been bottled! So grab a couple on your way out to continue the hoppy times at home. Sharing is caring, after all, especially when it’s a bottle of the best beer you’ll ever lay your taste buds on.

Postscript: Crafting the Ultimate Craft Beer Release Experience

If this guide has your hops-loving heart humming, then you’re halfway to savoring a glass of Pliny the Younger. Remember, this isn’t just a beer release; it’s a pilgrimage for the malt-minded, a celebration for the sensory seekers. Flex those planning muscles, grab a designated driver (you’ll be pushing 10.25% ABV, folks), and delve into a world where beer isn’t just a drink—it’s an experience, a treasure, a story worth sharing.

So go forth, craft crusaders, and join the merry band of pilgrims heading to Sonoma County. And don’t forget, good things come to those who wait… for Pliny the Younger. Cheers to 2024!

Got beer banter or heady queries? Wanna profess your love for hops? Drop a line at info@sfstandard.com, because when it comes to craft beer chat, there’s no such thing as ‘last call’.